Internet Sweeties

Internet Sweeties
Bunny and Bob, two frequentusers of a chat room, discovered that they had a lot in common. Eventually,they abandoned the chat room for a more intimate correspondence.
After months of virtualkinky-ness, the two decided to meet each other face-to-face at a small cafe.Bunny arrived a little late.
One customer, a short, frailman with an eye patch, sat at the back of the cafe. "Are you Bob?" askedBunny. "Yes I am," said Bob.
"Unbelievable!"Bunny exclaimed. "You told me that you were tall, dark and handsome."
"How do you think Ifeel?" Bob asked, his face turning red. "You told me that you wereskinny, blonde, and female." starzmart
A programmer was walking alongthe beach when he found a lamp. Upon rubbing the lamp a genie appeared whostated "I am the most powerful genie in the world. I can grant you any wish youwant, but only one wish."
The programmer pulled out amap of theMediterranean area and said "I'd like there to be a just and last peaceamong the people in the middle east."
Genie: "Gee, I don'tknow. Those people have been fighting since the beginning of time. I can dojust about anything, but this is beyond my limits."
Programmer: "Well, I am aprogrammer and my programs have a lot of users. Please make all theusers satisfied with my programs and let them ask sensible changes."
Genie: "Uh, let me seethat map again."