The Price Was Right!

The Price Was Right!


Two male computer science students met on campus one day. The first student called out to theother, "Hey. Nice bike! Where did you get it?"
"Well," replied the second student,"I was walking to class the other day, when this pretty, young coed ridesup on this bike. She jumps off, takes off all her clothes, and says, 'You canhave ANYTHING you want'."
"Good choice." said the first computerscience student. "Her clothes wouldn't have fit you anyway."
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A slutty girl is flirting with two guys in a chat room. One of them asks, "What state areyou from?" While the other asks, "What do you do for a living."
To satisfy both of them, she replied, "Idaho."
AT&T is reportedly interested in buying internet provider America Online. Federal officials areconcerned that the merged corporation might create a monopoly on busy signals.
The software box read: "Requires Windows 95, or better." So I bought a Macintosh.